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Our studios have created the following humorous cards for purchase directly on the Internet. Click on the thumbnail image to add the card to your web shopping cart...Funny birthday cards are great...
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I've found a few more pictures for funny birthday card. These are sort of "make your own birthday card" pictures. Print out the picture and glue it onto a piece of cardboard that you cut in half. Or just look and laugh. I don't really care.

Mommy has a big fat ass... Kind of a cute quote for a funny birthday card for a middle aged mom...
A funny sign - I don't know what else to say.
I like this. I don't know why. I think it would make a good funny birthday card for a dog lover.
Can you say "too any signs?"
No soccer. I like it.
Ahh, the irony. That's what I say when I can't think of anything witty to write.

Dogs having sex. A funny card for someone with a healthy sex drive (and dogs).

History of the Greeting Card
This bit of text is for all those inquisitive minds out there. Do you always ask why? Ask and you shall receive.

Sending custom greeting cards to friends, lovers and family is a tradition that goes waaaay back! People have been sending birthday cards for 200 years. The practice of sending birthday cards gained popularity in the mid 1800's. The first cards were fine pieces of art, kind of like the cards I'm selling on this site (humor intended). The oldest known greeting card in existence, is a Valentine card made in the 1400's and can be admired at the British Museum (London). It's really a work of art.

Before the 1860's, not many people could afford to send funny birthday cards. Affordable colour printing came along during the industrial revolution. Now, at last, we could all send tokens of our love and affection to each other. Funny birthday cards they began to sell by the thousands, creating a new industry for artists, printers and merchants.By the 1900's the Post Office was having to handle an extra 11.5 million letters in Christmas week alone.

Paper Valentines were exchanged in Europe where they were given in place of Valentine gifts. Fancy Valentines were made with real lace and ribbons, with paper lace introduced in the mid 1800's. By the end of the 1800's, Valentines were being made entirely by machine. The first commercial valentine custom greeting cards produced in the United States were created in the 1840s by Esther A. Howland. The Valentine and Christmas Card were the most popular cards, followed by Christmas. St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Halloween and Thanksgiving Cards gained popularity in the late 1800's and early 1900's. Christmas cards were introduced and popularized by John Calcott Horsley, the artist of the first Christmas Card and Louis Prang, known as the Father of the Christmas Card.

There you have it, proof that the Internet does indeed know all!

Thebirthday.com announced the launch of their new funny birthday cards & ecards on Spanish, chinese and Milestone Birthdays . While Birthday cards have become generic with online greetings . Birthdays that address a specific demographic and racial cross cultures are stilk in its infancy

Located in Nashville, TN, Hi-Heeled Designs creates classy funny birthday cards and other correspondence with a fashionable flair. They design numerous paper products including note cards, stationery, address labels, and custom greeting cards. Everything they design is original with its own "flair." Owners Amanda Stribling and Julie Hacker love creating chic cards for the feminine side in everyone.

Research shows that 80% of sales are made after the 5th contact with a potential customer. Yet only 10% of sales people ever make it past that 5th contact. Dan Hopkins, President of Hoppy Sales explains “If someone hears or sees your name one time, their retention of your name is less than 10%; however, if they hear or see your name six times, their retention is greater than 90%. How much more successful could you be simply by increasing the frequency of contact with customers and prospects? You do not want to lose out on business simply because people forget about you.” There you have it. You need to send funny birthday cards to people.

In a time where businesses are getting away from big budget spending on nice corporate lunches and sponsoring that hometown baseball team isn't it a wonder why so many businesses still don't take care of their customers like they should? Businesses need to send funny birthday cards to people.

What happened to those double coupons we all use to get at the supermarket? What happened to those birthday cards we use to get from our work? What happened to the businesses that use to support our school system? Businesses need to send funny birthday cards to people.

Not only is the consumer is lost but also the businesses themselves. It's time for Businesses to give back! Give that consumer that gift certificate;that gift basket; that free movie ticket;that 60%off coupon;that free dinner, and even a gift for another business just because. Businesses need to send funny birthday cards to people.

If the businesses don't start to change their attitude they will lose their customers forever. Competition is getting tougher with the rise of the Internet. Businesses need to learn the concept-the gift of giving. Businesses need to send funny birthday cards to people.

Give funny birthday cards to another and it will be returned 100 times fold!

We plan to add some dirty/funny birthday cards to either this site or an affilate site in the future. If you're looking for dirty/funny birthday cards, come back in a few weeks and we should have something for you. That being said, I think that these cards are pretty cool too.

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