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Freedom, well, that's just some people talking. Your prison is walking through this world all alone.
- The Eagles, Desperado

Get your head out of the mud, baby. Put flowers in the mud, baby.
- U2, Zooropa .

Heard ten thousand whispering and nobody listening. Heard one person starve, I heard many people laughing. Heard the song of a poet who died in the gutter.
- Bob Dylan, A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall

Hero, not the handsome actor who plays a hero's role, hero-not the glamour girl who'd love to sell her soul.
- Rush, Nobody's Hero

How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry? Yes, and how many deaths will it take 'til he knows that too many people have died?
- Bob Dylan; Peter, Paul, and Mary, Blowin' In The Wind

I got a lot to say, I got a lot to say, I got a lot to say. I can't remember now, I can't remember now, I can't remember now.
- Ramones, Got Alot To Say

I said, baby, do you have no shame? She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, like cows at a passing train.
- Don Henley, If Dirt Were Dollars

I understand about indecision, but I don't care if I get behind. People living in competition, all I want is to have my peace of mind.
- Boston, Peace Of Mind

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
- The Who, Substitute

I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.
- Bob Dylan; The Byrds, My Back Pages

I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.
- Simon and Garfunkel, El Condor Pasa

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
- Billy Joel, Only The Good Die Young

If we were blind and had no choice, would we hate each other by the tone of our voice?
- Anthrax, Schism

If we weren't all crazy we would go insane.
- Jimmy Buffett, Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes.

If you believe in forever, then life is just a one night stand. If there's a rock and roll heaven, well, you know they got a hell of a band.
- The Righteous Brothers, Rock And Roll Heaven

If you smile at me I will understand, cause that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language.
- Crosby, Stills, and Nash, Wooden Ships

I'm not a number. Dammit, I'm a man.
- Bob Seger, Feel Like A Number
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It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no Senator's son, son. It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one.
- Creedence Clearwater Revival, Fortunate Son .

It could be a spoonful of diamonds, could be a spoonful of gold. Just a little spoon of your precious love satisfies my soul.
- Willie Dixon; Howlin' Wolf; Yardbirds, Spoonful

It seems to me, sorry seems to be the hardest word.
- Elton John, Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
- Neil Young, My My, Hey Hey

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
- REM, It's The End Of The World As We Know It

Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan, you don't need to be coy, Roy, just get yourself free. Hop on the bus, Gus, you don't need to discuss much, just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free.
- Paul Simon, 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

Love when you can, cry when you have to, be who you must, that's a part of the plan. Await your arrival with simple survival, and one day we'll all understand.
- Dan Fogelberg, Part Of The Plan

Masters of the bluff and masters of the proposition, but the enemy I see wears a cloak of decency.
- Bob Dylan, Slow Train

My uniform is leather and my power is my age.
- Kiss, Flaming Youth

No matter what you do, you'll never run away from you.
- Paul Revere and the Raiders, Kicks

Nobody wants him, he just stares at the world. Planning his vengeance, that he will soon unfold.
- Black Sabbath, Iron Man

Dirty/funny birthday cards are cool
- Some random dude

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."
- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)

"Don't be so humble, you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

"His ignorance is encyclopedic"
- Abba Eban (1915-2002)

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
- Saint Augustine (354-430)

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
- Galileo Galilei

"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."
- Emile Zola (1840-1902)

"This book fills a much-needed gap."
- Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review

"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence."
- definition of"happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart."
- e e cummings (1894-1962)

"Give me a museum and I'll fill it."
- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

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